42. Jokes

Anu and Rita were driving to a friend's party. The friend lived on a winding road of a very large neighbourhood. Finally, they arrived.
"Well I got us here," said Anu, "but I may have to drive around a while before I am find the right road home."
"Why can't you just put the car in reverse?" Rita asked.

Cyrus the Great Cylinder

The Cyrus cylinder, also known as the Cyrus the Great cylinder, is a document issued by the Persian ruler Cyrus the Great in the form of a clay cylinder inscribed in Akkadian cuneiform script. The cylinder was created following the Persian conquest of Babylon in 539 BC, when Cyrus overthrew the Babylonian king Nabonidus and replaced him as ruler, ending the Neo-Babylonian Empire.
The cylinder has been considered as the world's first known charter of human rights, as there are passages in the text have been interpreted as expressing Cyrus’ respect for humanity. It promotes a form of religious tolerance and freedom, and the abolishment of slavery. He allowed his subjects to continue worshipping their gods, despite his own religious beliefs. In 1971, the United Nations published a translation of the document in all the official U.N. languages. A replica of the Cyrus Cylinder has reportedly been on display at United Nations headquarters in New York City as a tribute to Cyrus' display of respect and tolerance.

Nevertheless, some scholars have rejected this view, arguing that the concept of human rights is alien to the historical context.

41. Jokes

Teacher: Sunil, what is the outer covering of a tree trunk called?
Sunil: I don't know, Miss.
Teacher: Bark, Sunil, bark.
Sunil: Bow-Bow

Suitable time for buying footwears.

It has been scientifically proven that the best time to buy footwear is between 2 and 4 in the afternoon, when the feet swell. As a result, shoes bought during this time are likely to fit the feet perfectly all through the day.

Interesting Football Match

Two football teams in Goa were suspended for scoring 118 goals between them in a single match. Curtorim Gym beat Sangolda Lightning 61-1, while Wilfred Leisure scored a 55-1 win over Dona Paula. Match fixing was suspected. The only other such incident recorded was in west Bengal, when 114 goals were scored in two matches.

40. Jokes

"This house has both advantages and disadvantages", said the honest estate agent, showing a flat to a couple.
"What are the disadvantages?" asked the women.
"Well, there is a fish drying yard some distance north, and a tannery some distance south. Both produce strong smells through at different times."
"What are the disadvantages?"
"You always know which way the wind is blowing."

39. Jokes

Man: "Doctor, Doctor! My wooden leg is giving me a headache!"
Doctor:"Why?
Man:"Because my wife keeps hitting me on the head with it."

38. Jokes

Teacher: " Children, if I saw a man beating a donkey and stopped him, what virtue would I be showing?"
Student: "Brotherly love"

37. Jokes

Father: " Thanks a lot doctor for saving my son's life.
Doctor: " It's God who has saved your son's life.
After sometimes
Doctor: " My fee......?"
Father: " I will send it to God through money order!"

36. Jokes

Teacher: What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
Student: A techer.

35. Jokes

One day a man saw a beggar on the street. He went to him and the street. He went to him and said, "if you stop begging I will pay you Rs 1000 per month."
In replay the beggar said "Come and beg with me and I will pay you Rs. 5000 per month."

1. How to Reduce Weight

There is always room for new ideas to help you to improve your lifestyle and health. There are some great weight loss tips that fit perfectly with what we are all trying to accomplish. Here are 16 of them.

1. Reach for water before you reach for a snack or another packet. Water is the cheapest, safest appetite suppressant there is.

2. Keep the cupboards bare. You’ll save both in money and temptation. Cut way back on the amount of food choices you have around, just have approved healthy snacks at home. There will be less impulse snacking.

3. Inspire yourself!
Stick a picture of a dress or bathing suit you’d love to wear or a vacation spot you’ll be visiting to motivate you.

4. Use spices liberally!
Ginger, cayenne, and hot sauce can boost your fat-burning ability up to 25%, according to research.

5. Sleep yourself thin!
Getting enough sleep does more than keep you from eating late at night. The University of Chicago recently found that a woman’s metabolism rises 40% when she gets enough sleep.

6. Shop Smart!
Always have a list when you shop at the super market and stick to it to prevent impulse purchases. Shop the walls, in other words go for the fresh produce. Do your best to stay out of the aisles. For extra exercise, leave you cart at the end of each aisle and carry what you need back to it.

7. Beat Nighttime cravings.
Researcher have found that dark rooms and the darkness of night make us more likely to overeat. Try keeping your surroundings bright at night and go to sleep earlier.

8. Always start your day with a Medifast Meal replacement.

9. Listen to feel good music when you have the urge to binge.
Research has found that it activate the same center of your brain that eating your favorite foods does.

10.Drink green tea.
A study conducted by the University of Switzerland discovered that drinking green tea increases the number of calories your body burns.

11.Get Out!
Try to spend at least 20 minutes a day sitting outside either talking, walking, running or at least sitting by a sunny window. Sunlight helps control food cravings.

12. Make your Mouth Minty!
Brush your teeth and your tongue, use mouthwash and sugar free breath mints to trick your taste buds.
13.Take the stairs instead of the elevator.

14. Exercise in your car.
While your stuck in traffic, work your abs, and stretch your back and neck muscles.

15. Take two steps at a time.

16. Do yard work or house work while zeroing in on exercise. Hold in your abs while ironing. Roll up onto your toes while washing the dishes.

2. Why don't women have beards?

In the case of human beings, the growth of hair on the face is totally dependant on the action of some hormones. Hormones are bodily secretions to help various functions of the body. Androgen is the hormone responsible for the growth masculine features in a humans.
For males, more androgens are produced when the are grown up, while for females oestrogen is produced more. Since the functions of the androgen is to regulate features such as the growth of facial and chest hair and deepening of the male voice as a boy grows up. The functions of the oestrogens is to regulate female features.
In short, women do not usually have beads, because they have less androgen in their body

1. Why are there Holes in The Bread

The holes you see in the piece of bread are made by bubble of gas. The dough for making bread is prepared by mixing flour and water. Then a small amount of yeast is added to it. Yeast is a type of fungus that grows quickly when it is warm and damp. As it grows, a gas comes out of the yeast which bubbles up through the dough. It is yeast that gives bread its flavour and delicious smell.