26. Jokes

Three men having tea in a restaurant, got to talking about books.
"Books have a great influence on us," said one of them. "When my wife was expecting, she read Dickens' A Tale of Two Cities, and do you know what happened? She delivered twins!"
"When my wife was expecting, she read The Three Musketeers," said the second man, "and she delivered triplets.
The third man fainted. When they revived him, he blurted, "My wife is expecting, and she is reading Ali Baba and the Forty Thieves."

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